Something you shouldn't call 911 for...

If you're going to call 911 and have officers check on your boyfriend who is making suicidal threats, please consider this first. 

Please don't send them to his 

house and wake up his wife at 1:30 a.m. She's not going to be very happy about it. 

Also, make sure he isn't just making false threats just so he doesn't have to see previously mentioned mistress that night. It's also helpful to know if he has ANOTHER mistress on the side since his wife thinks he is staying with a sister tonight. 

If dude wasn't serious about dying before, he may be now. Especially, since his wife and two girlfriends are pissed off and ready to kill him.