Sucks for you!

True story.

Stopped at a red light today, I heard my neighboring car honk. I looked at the four prepubescent boys in the red Chevy Aveo (sing in your head: they see me rolling, they're not hating) and these boys hold up a sign that says "Obama sucks."

I shook my head and cursed the youth of America and turned to wait on my green light.

::honk honk::

I turn and see a new sign.

"Blow me?!"

I grin from ear to ear, roll down my window and the boys follow suit. By now I know they went from six to midnight with the thought of a blowjob.

Me: (smiles sweetly) "I only blow Obama supporters."

::drives away::

This new year is starting off right.