Monday, October 28, 2013

Diet of a pregnant lady.

My diet today has consisted of a toaster strudel, three dill pickles, a raw potato and plum juice. 

The potato was going into my crock pot to swim along with the roast but it looked better in my mouth. 

And the plum juice is just for good measure for my intestines. Plus, it's much yummier than prune juice. 

Do not. I repeat DO NOT eat as I do. Your stomach will only regret it. 

Now, what's for lunch? 

2 comments:

  1. OMG TOASTER STRUDELS

    ::runs to grocery store::

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    1. I need to write the company and suggest including more than one icing packet per strudel. It's just not enough icing.

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