You know those classic pregnancy symptoms that most people get in the first tri? Nausea, vomiting, sickness all day, headaches?
I didn't get any of it. Well except for a few minutes here and there when I didn't eat every other second, I felt sick. I felt faint. Passing out seemed like a good option.
I lucked out and felt good for the majority of the first tri. Someone forgot to tell my body that the second trimester should be easier. It's the honeymoon of the pregnancy stages. Sickness should be gone. Energy returns. Intervals between pee times are back to normal human standards. That's what they say. "They" who are the experts and listen to all sorts of pregnant women can't be wrong.
My body laughs at their assumptions and "they" can kiss my butt.
The last few weeks have not been as awesome as the first tri. My stomach and my mouth are not speaking to each other. The breakdown in communication between them is only hurting my tummy even more. Now it's hungry. But it can't think of anything it wants to eat. My mouth makes suggestions and in turn my stomach makes my mouth gag.
My head is also trying to get in on the action and trying to piss off what's left in my stomach. Migraines have been a problem for years. But recently they stopped for several months. I even thought I might get lucky and not get any throughout the pregnancy. Wrong again.
Over the past couple weeks, I've had 3. I can't take my usual Rx and can only drink caffeine, take Tylenol and try to sleep it away. Fortunately my OB gave me a new Rx. I hope it helps so I don't have to call in sick, miss work and projectile vomit all over my bathroom.
I've heard stories of women vomiting without any warning or gagging over nothing at all. I can now say I've experienced it. Well at least I have some bragging rights now? I guess I should look on the bright side. It's not convenient but neither is needing to pee 8 times a night. That's not even an exaggeration. EIGHT TIMES! My bladder and my body's need for sleep are obviously not communicating either,
On the bright side, my favorite holiday is coming up. I don't even care if I vomit up turkey, I will eat the stuffing out of it and all the other amazing Thanksgiving foods.
I do admit though that there really isn't better time to be pregnant than at Thanksgiving and Christmas. Eat.All.The.Things!!1!1!! Plus I have giant stretchy pants. I'm going to be well prepared!